-from antimusic.com

-(Cat8Dog) And in this jail cell… busted for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine … former heavyweight champion of the world… Mike Tyson. Better yet, he was busted after almost crashing into a cop car! Smooth move, Mike!

Tyson was arrested after almost hitting a cop SUV while leaving a nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona at around 1:45 a.m. Friday Morning. The Folks at TMZ said that “the arresting officer was part of a special holiday DUI task force.” Oops.

Seems Mike has turned away from consuming human ears and turned to cocaine among other things. TMZ are pros at digging up the celebutard dirt and they got their hands on the court papers related to Tyson’s arrest. They report that tests revealed that Tyson was “under the influence of a depressant, stimulant and cannabis.” That’s not all, Tyson just wants help. He supposedly admitted his problems to the arresting officer. Tyson “stated he is an addict and has a problem”

The court report also states, “Mike admitted to possessing bags of cocaine and said he uses anytime he can get his hands on it.” Mike, Mike, Mike ever hear of Miranda? You didn’t have to cop to that to the cops. You need to watch more Law & Order repeats until then you have the right to remain stupid.

Luckily for Mike, he’s a celebrity and didn’t spend much time behind bars. He was released without posting bond and ordered to report for drug and alcohol tests until his next court appearance, a preliminary hearing, on January 16.